Well, at least he’s proving himself right.

I’m not sure where this came from or if it’s not some SNL commercial, but holy crap, if it’s real then this guy is incredible. It took him 25 years to design his business card, and it’s a sight to behold. You absolutely have to watch the whole thing, but it gets unbelievable around the 1:30 mark.

“It doesn’t FIT in a Rolodex because it doesn’t BELONG in a Rolodex.”

UPDATE: This guy’s name is Joel Bauer and he’ll sell you anything. Like this. And this. And this. And the fact that this jackass probably makes 10 times what I do pisses me off.

Via Laughing Squid via The Daily What



7 Responses to ““Life is not about being liked…””  

  1. 1 Bill

    What a gigantic douche.

  2. Graphic Design reaches a new low.

  3. 3 Ivan

    It does fit in my recycling bin.

  4. 4 Homer

    meet the “Frank TJ Mackey” of business cards everyone

  5. 5 mentorvention

    Did anyone else think he’s the love child of Gordon Gekko and Alec Baldwin’s Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross? Being liked isn’t so bad!

  6. 6 Nicole

    check out
    http://www.meatcards.com/

    They mock this same slogan.

    “MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.”


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