Just $15.95 gets you 3 hookers and a shaving mirror.
You’ve got to hand it to DRTV products. They’ll do anything to sell you their junk. Be loud and obnoxious, offer you ka-ray-zee deals, guarantee everything – it doesn’t matter. And now we have ShavWet. The fact that the ShavWet site currently only sells $15.95 plastic shaving mirrors (plus a free shower strap and a free trial size version of shaving cream) matters not. What matter is that if you buy this “precision engineered thermoplastic overmolded product made with high molecular weight polymers” you’ll have three Vegas hookers show up at your apartment, slather shaving cream over half your body, and then fall asleep in your bed after you have your way with them.
No, seriously. I saw it on the commercial.
And while the spot uses sex to sell, the website uses, um… bullshit. They claim it’s “the only portable fog-free shower shaving mirror engineered for use at home or on the road.” Well, a quick Amazon search proves them wrong. But now I’m just nitpicking, right? How can I quibble when “the patent-pending fog-free design and Hydra-slide technology keep the mirror fog free.”
Well they sure showed me.
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Tags: ridiculous, rip-off, TV