It’s not often that a special effects company gets to run a 60-second commercial for themselves. They… wait what’s that? You’re saying this is a commercial for Evian water? No way.

What could rollerskating babies have to do with bottled water? What’s the tie in to the product? Oh, I see – it’s in the title card: “How does drinking Evian make you feel?” Wait, no – I still don’t get it. It makes me feel like a toddler on skates? Maybe the Rapper’s Delight song ties it together. Nope. Still nothing.

I’m telling you, it’s just a commercial to show off all the great special effects. I mean look at that! It’s a baby barrel jumping over other babies! Da ha! That’s amazing! How’d they do that? With midgets or something?

Really, stop trying to tell me it’s for Evian. I think you’re getting fooled. You know “Evian” spelled backwards is “naive” right?



2 Responses to “A commercial for special effects.”  

  1. 1 Scott

    Nothing says refreshing like a poopy diaper.

  2. 2 Michael Bay

    Sorry. Even these effects are crap. If you want to see a commercial for digital effects, go see Transformers 2! Booya!


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