Anyone know Mrs. Butterworth?


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Apparently, Mrs. Butterworth has a first name. Who knew? Well, if you do, you could WIN BIG! as the website says. In reality, you win $500 plus a year’s supply (on case) of maple syrup in yet another crazy, worthless promotion.

Now just to be clear – you’re not coming up with a name for her. You’re trying to guess her current first name and give your reasons (in 100 words or less) why you think you’re right. But the real questions isn’t her first name. It’s why anyone would take the time to figure it out in the first place. $500 bucks? That’s the prize? I can go down to the bingo hall on a Wednesday night and win more than that.

If you’re really bored, you have until July 17th to enter. Personally, I’m more curious as to who Mr. Butterworth is.


5 Responses to “Anyone know Mrs. Butterworth?”

  1. I dont even know what someone would do with that much maple syrup.

  2. 2 Little Penny

    I imagine most 100 words or less explanations of submitted answers will go something like this:

    “I googled it.”

    Which may also explain the pittance of a prize.


  3. 3 dognpony

    That didn’t take long…

  4. 4 Mrs Butterworth

    Hello my dears! It’s me, Mrs. Butterworth.

    Enter your guess on my website for a chance to win $500 and a year’s supply of yours truly:

    And while you are on your computer, do stop by and say hello to me on Twitter ( and Facebook (!

  5. 5 Scott

    And remember there is no maple syrup in this corn syrup crap…

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