Could this win an Effie?


I swear this story is not fiction.

The president of Oracle decides to have an 8 1/2 year affair with a woman. He send her lots of flowers. They do lots of cheating. He decides to divorce his wife. In the middle of the divorce, he breaks up with his mistress and gets back together with his wife. So the mistress does the most logical thing she can think of.

She creates a website and launches a billboard campaign.

Outdoor goes up in NY, SF and Atlanta with headlines like “You are my soulmate forever!” and she builds a site with scans of all the cards she received from him over the years.

Methinks the president of Oracle is in some deep shit with both women at this point. No word on whether the jilted mistress is planning to boil a digital bunny or a live one.



%d bloggers like this: