Xceptionally lame.


“So we’re Comcast. And we want to change the name of our cable, internet and phone service. Our biggest competitor is AT&T Uverse. Hmmm… what’s a cooler letter than U and is bigger than the Universe? Crap. Nothing’s bigger than the Universe, right? I mean, the Universe goes on to inifini… HOLY SHIT I’VE GOT IT!


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