Can you defeat the Sperminator?


Well, I guess this has as good a chance as any to get kids to use condoms…

It’s an online game called “Adventures in Sex City” and I’m not even going to try and full explain it, because I’d have to go take a shower afterwards. But basically you first pick a character – Wonder Vag, Power Pap, Captain Condom or Willy the Kid (no, I’m not kidding). Then you answer a series of sex questions – get them right and a condom shield appears to protect you from the Sperminator’s cum shots from his giant penis hands. (This post is going downhill fast, isn’t it?). Get the question wrong, you get hit in the face with a money shot.

Ok sorry. I’m done. I can’t keep writing this post. I’ve jumped the shark.



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