Diarrhea, constipation, gas, bloating – that’s me!


Somewhere, a copywriter wrote the line, “You’re the colon lady!” Followed by “Diarrhea, constipation, gas, bloating – that’s me!”

And then his soul died a little bit.

Apologies for the poor video quality and the frat boy yelling at the end, but it was the only version I could find. And you deserved to see it.


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