Britney Spears is retouched!


Oh my God! Everyone get ready to freak out! Britney Spears was retouched in a new ad for Candies!

Wait… You’re not pissed? Doesn’t everyone freak out any time they find out a model was digitally enhanced in an ad? And it was Britney who personally released the unretouched photos? What the Hell is this world coming to?

Maybe now we can all take a deep breath a ditch the faux-outrage over this subject. Let’s just get it all out in the open so no one has the excuse that they were duped into an eating disorder. No one tries to starve themselves into looking like Marge Simpson because we all know she’s not real. Now hopefully no one will become anorexic trying to look like models that are just as fake.



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