Never worry about a witty Facebook post again.


How many times have you stared at your Facebook status bar and thought, “Ahhh… crap. I need a cool status update to keep up with all these fucking witty copywriters I know.”? Well, today’s your lucky day.

Check out Generatus, a new Facebook app that takes your name and sex and creates an update for you through a tag cloud. In three tries I got:

• Matt is not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

• Matt is the good kind of evil.

• Matt is bending spoons

Personally, those are good enough for me. I may have to start using this thing.



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