Bogusky’s baby gets caught up in political wingnuttery.


Yes, I think that is the strangest headline I’ve ever written here on The Dog & Pony Show. But it’s true. Dan Maes, Colorado gubernatorial candidate and all-around wingnut Tea Bagger is accusing Alex Bogusky’s baby – the B-Cycle project in Denver – of turning America into a “United Nations community.”

Apparently the bike-sharing program somehow makes us European, which is somehow a bad thing and… ah Hell, who am I kidding. I’ve got no fucking clue what the guy is talking about. And nobody else does either.

“Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper’s policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are “converting Denver into a United Nations community.” “This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.”

No word on whether other Crispin, Porter + Bogusky clients like Burger King are in on the sinister plot to make us all like the Dutch.


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