Wear our antiperspirant or wolves will eat you.

If I ever happen to have on a meat poncho (no, that’s not a euphemism for anything) and have a pack of wolves set upon me by a Deliverance sidekick, I’ll make sure I have my Degree on. Otherwise I’ll just stick to my usual stuff and pray that Bear Grylls gets eaten by a crocodile before they can shoot another one of these ridiculous commercials.

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